“I Know Words, I Have the Best Words”

T Rump, the Wordsmith.

In his own words.

On governing, “Nobody knows the system better than then me, which is why I alone can fix it.”  T Rump the Psychopathic Narcissist.

On seducing women, “…when you’re a star, they let you do it.  You can do anything.  Grab them by the p***y.”  T Rump the Sexual Predator.

On incest, “…if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”  T Rump the Perverted Sexual Predator.

On Mexicans, “They’re bringing drugs.  They’re bringing crime.  They’re rapists.”  T Rump the Xenophobe.

On Muslim immigrants, “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States….”  T Rump the Islamophobe.

On sexual orientation, “…please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military.”  T Rump the Homophobe.

In defense of white supremacists protesting in Charlottesville, VA, “…Very fine people….” T Rump the Racist.

On contrived campaign malfeasance, “Terrible.  Just found out that Obama had my ‘wires tapped’ in Trump Tower….” T Rump the Conspiracy Theorist.

On in-kind Russian campaign contributions, “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you find the 30,000 [Hillary] emails that are missing.”  T Rump the Conspirator.

On stolen oppo campaign research, “I love Wikileaks.”  T Rump the Colluder.

On trusting Putin’s denial of Russian campaign intrusion over American intelligence agencies, “President Putin says it’s not Russia.  I don’t see any reason why it would be,” T Rump, Putin’s “Useful Idiot.”

On violence against hecklers at campaign rallies, “Knock the crap out of them would you?  Seriously, ok?”  T Rump the Belligerent Bully.

On the possibility of eliminating presidential term limits, “President for life…I think it’s great.  Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday,” T Rump the Wannabe Tyrant.

On climate change, “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”  T Rump the Science Denier.

On absolute authority, “Nobody disobeys me.  Nobody!” T Rump the Dictator.

In real estate terms, the space between T Rump’s ears is a vacant lot.  It’s gone unattended for more than seventy-two years and, today, does not possess any of the intrinsic elements needed to support development or growth.

Yes, T Rump has many more consequential words to ponder, but deference to your time and patience and acceptable word length of this letter, I must, in Bill Barr’s memorable metaphor, “land this plane.”

In summary, per our noted wordsmith,

…there is no better word than stupid!”


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